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GENESIS

On the first day, a Tuesday, God created dinner parties.



And he saw that they were good... )
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Sean: Hey, Artie? Guess what idiot? What you did today?
Artie: Um...
Sean: SHWANG! Hey, I got a new TeNDendo!
Artie: You did not! )
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[livejournal.com profile] dougkeyes, my partner in crime, has posted an entry about us at the Ren Fair. We get to hang out with some of the prettiest, funniest girls I've ever seen. You know, except the ones who come to Tuesday night.

(Check it out!)
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Oh, Goddess of Inspiration! Help me sing of wiley Osmannius, that master of schemes!

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De sun was high, and de people were sleepy.



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Hey Star Mommas and Moon Pappa's!  This is your guide to the cosmos, Chaz Comet, comin' atcha with this week's horoscope.

Can you dig? )
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AMERICA!  DANCE!  OKAY?



RACIST!? OH NO! BASKETBALL. )
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When Artie and I went to make a pinata for my birthday, we realized that Jon and Manning didn't say, "No Penises."



And our penis was a sight to behold!  )
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I rejuvinated Monday Night Dinners (on Tuesday) and this week, I served breakfast and made everyone come in pajamas.

Wanna see? )
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It's the day after Easter, and [livejournal.com profile] artiekgb and I's Cadberry Egg pictures are appropriate again. Go getcher self some cheap Eggs, bitches! And enjoy these pictures of us topless.



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Hi, and welcome to the fifth funniest LiveJournal! Unfortunately, we had to become friends only, for tax purposes.

I know, I know, it's hard to put yourself out there. You just have to click RIGHT HERE to become my friend.

You can do it! I believe in you. I am doing my best to make you laugh at least, two three times a week. It slows down around the holidays.
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