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Aug. 29th, 2006 03:05 pmGENESIS
On the first day, a Tuesday, God created dinner parties.
( And he saw that they were good... )
On the first day, a Tuesday, God created dinner parties.
( And he saw that they were good... )
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Aug. 7th, 2006 10:28 am
Sean: Hey, Artie? Guess what idiot? What you did today?
Artie: Um...
Sean: SHWANG! Hey, I got a new TeNDendo!
Artie: ( You did not! )
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Jul. 18th, 2006 02:41 pm
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dougkeyes, my partner in crime, has posted an entry about us at the Ren Fair. We get to hang out with some of the prettiest, funniest girls I've ever seen. You know, except the ones who come to Tuesday night.(Check it out!)
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Jun. 28th, 2006 01:49 pmOh, Goddess of Inspiration! Help me sing of wiley Osmannius, that master of schemes!
( The Osmanassey )
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Jun. 15th, 2006 01:03 pmHey Star Mommas and Moon Pappa's! This is your guide to the cosmos, Chaz Comet, comin' atcha with this week's horoscope.
( Can you dig? )
( Can you dig? )
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Jun. 7th, 2006 01:33 pmDear Momma,
( Ah was so saddened that your gout prevented you frum attendin' our family re-union. )
Your Son,
Cleitus
( Ah was so saddened that your gout prevented you frum attendin' our family re-union. )
Your Son,
Cleitus
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May. 26th, 2006 12:03 pmWhen Artie and I went to make a pinata for my birthday, we realized that Jon and Manning didn't say, "No Penises."
( And our penis was a sight to behold! )
( And our penis was a sight to behold! )
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May. 11th, 2006 10:50 amI rejuvinated Monday Night Dinners (on Tuesday) and this week, I served breakfast and made everyone come in pajamas.
( Wanna see? )
( Wanna see? )
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Apr. 17th, 2006 11:48 amIt's the day after Easter, and artiekgb and I's Cadberry Egg pictures are appropriate again. Go getcher self some cheap Eggs, bitches! And enjoy these pictures of us topless.
artiekgb and I's Cadberry Egg pictures are appropriate again. Go getcher self some cheap Eggs, bitches! And enjoy these pictures of us topless.Friends Only...
Jan. 1st, 1999 03:08 amHi, and welcome to the fifth funniest LiveJournal! Unfortunately, we had to become friends only, for tax purposes.
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You can do it! I believe in you. I am doing my best to make you laugh at least, two three times a week. It slows down around the holidays.
