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When Artie and I went to make a pinata for my birthday, we realized that Jon and Manning didn't say, "No Penises."

And our penis was a sight to behold!

I think it was quite possibly the most time intensive joke Artie and I ever worked on, clocking a good five hours for it's initial construction.  The girls came over three hours early to help me finish.

Amanda's putting the finishing touches on my pubic hair.

When it was all done, and we got it hung, (I needed help getting it up!) it really was a sight to behold. 

I love the cock. 

The party started out being a little kids birthday party, until it somehow turned into a bachlorette party, so I got to see all my friends in pigtails.  Pretending that they're getting pearl necklaces.

Oh, Drunk Uncle Doug.  What a maroon. 

People came!  Andrea came all the way from Syracuse, and it was her birthday too! 

Here's Jen, hating me even though it's my birthday.  I think it had something to do with my dick being out.

Todd is standing under the cock, because we decided it was like mistletoe, except with hand jobs.

Oh man!  A herpie! 

I got it, I got it. 

We call him Double-T.  Because he's tough and sexy.

Oddly enough, not the gayest picture of me and Artie.  Who woulda thunk?

Heather wins "best sport" award.

Amanda bought me Twister for my birthday!

So, we played it. 

After lots of girls had a try, Amanda was finally the one to bust it open.  I fillled it full of cream savers, vanilla pudding, army men, rubber gloves, lube, lotion, kleenex, blow pops, fun dip, six feet of bubble gum, a squirrel, candy cigarettes, and fruit roll ups.

I put a doctor's set in there for nurse Molly.

And then we wore the pieces of the penis on our heads.

Artie ate six feet of bubble gum!

And Drunk Uncle Doug has seen it all, lemme tell you.

Bros before... alright, I got nothing.

Little known fact:  Artie spends most of every day thinking about balls.

Heather made us a delicious birthday cake.

And my MOM made this one for me.  My Mom is awesome. 

Until next week, fuckers!

Date: 2006-05-26 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenarael.livejournal.com
You made my month. I think I love you.

Date: 2006-05-26 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
Thanks! I think I love you too.

Date: 2006-05-26 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morgan78.livejournal.com
Beautiful. You rocked with your cock out.

Date: 2006-05-26 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
Seriously. We rocked out with our cocks on our heads.

Date: 2006-05-26 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rxgreene.livejournal.com
Happy belated birthday Sean! Looks like you had a blast.

Date: 2006-05-26 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
Haha. "A Blast". I get it.

Date: 2006-05-27 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rxgreene.livejournal.com
I have all the subtlety of a sledgehammer.

I can't decide which picture is my favorite

Date: 2006-05-26 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turnip.livejournal.com
your mother did not make that for you.

Re: I can't decide which picture is my favorite

Date: 2006-05-26 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
She did fucking so! And she's blind!

Date: 2006-05-26 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tamisevens.livejournal.com
oh my god. so much to say!

1. Do you really have hairy balls?
2. Whoever came up with the white streamers coming out of the cock is the best person in the world.
3. Is Artie really growing that mustache?
4. Please tell me you all went out in public somewhere with the penises and birthday hats.

Date: 2006-05-26 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
1. Yeah, just those little hairs growing out all over the place, like in the diagram. Does Manning dip his in Nair, before he dips them in French Dressing, and then your mouth?
2. Thank you. I can appreciate a good cum shot.
3. YES! WTF?
4. We didn't go out in public. We would have gotten arrested again.

Date: 2006-05-26 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tamisevens.livejournal.com
1. daaaaaaaamn.

3. Seriously! Doesn't he know that mustache might just take away from the beauty that is his cheekbones? I'm guessing that "cheekbones" isn't a real thing.

4. Again?

Date: 2006-05-26 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
1. Sorry, the subject matter has made me a bit giddy.

3. I think the mustache should be taking away from his ability to get laid.

4. Artie and me get arrested sometimes. It's been a bonding experience.

Date: 2006-05-27 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nocoins.livejournal.com
Tami, I am suprised that you made a comment about Seans penis without bringing up that there are no "white spots" on it.

and sean, that pinata is THE BEST!

Date: 2006-05-27 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
Seriously, DOTS ON THE MOTHERFUCKING BALLS, EVERYBODY?? I wanted to have 'em, but nobody would let me.

Date: 2006-05-30 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artiekgb.livejournal.com
I sure as fuck was. I am willing to go pretty far for a joke, even making myself uglier. I actually just shaved yesterday for a funeral, now I have to start all over again.

Date: 2006-05-26 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anne-jumps.livejournal.com
Oh my God. Fantastic.

Date: 2006-05-26 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com

Happy Belated!

Date: 2006-05-26 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tawdryjones.livejournal.com
What a great idea! And such excellent application!

Did your pinata take Viagra?

P.S. Not Safe For Work.

Re: Happy Belated!

Date: 2006-05-26 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
Eh, I figured that I've been walking the safe for work line for the last three weeks.

Date: 2006-05-26 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhino777.livejournal.com

Date: 2006-05-26 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com

Date: 2006-05-26 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manningkrull.livejournal.com

Date: 2006-05-26 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
When you guys didn't say "No Penises," Artie and I were on that shit like white on rice.

Date: 2006-05-26 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manningkrull.livejournal.com
Ah, you pagan fertility cults and your wacky rituals.

Date: 2006-05-26 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatpoetrykid.livejournal.com

i saw a george w bush piniata --- kind of the same thing, but more fun to beat with a stick.

Date: 2006-05-26 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
World Famous Brett Axel, ladies and gentlemen.

Date: 2006-05-26 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
I cannot tell a lie!

hold the applause

Date: 2006-05-28 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatpoetrykid.livejournal.com
Why doesn't anyone think I'm world famous when I'm trying to become a guest on The Colbert Report?

Re: hold the applause

Date: 2006-05-28 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
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Re: hold the applause

Date: 2006-05-28 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatpoetrykid.livejournal.com
Hey, if I'm going to be a guest on the show I want the same $25.00 they paid George Stephanopoulos. I'm famous like him, right?

Re: hold the applause

Date: 2006-05-29 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
No, I've heard of George Stephanopoulos.

Re: hold the applause

Date: 2006-05-29 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatpoetrykid.livejournal.com
one day I'll have heard of me.

Date: 2006-05-26 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toomskt.livejournal.com
Oh my god. Best thing ever.

Date: 2006-05-26 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
Yeah! I'm not modest! You don't get any better than this my friends.
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Date: 2006-05-27 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
Thanks, dude. It was tons of fun.


Date: 2006-05-27 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaa.livejournal.com
was the most rockstar thing i have seen in quite a while...though we know i'm not getting out much now, it still rules.

happy birthday young man...hope the next year kicks major ass.


Re: that

Date: 2006-05-27 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
Hey thanks, Deaa. You're awesome.

Date: 2006-05-27 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archiedavis.livejournal.com
best pinata party ever.

Date: 2006-05-27 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
And that means a lot coming from you, Archie.

Date: 2006-05-28 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatmikeychick.livejournal.com
Solid gold. Happy belated Birthday. :D

Date: 2006-06-01 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettykate.livejournal.com
Wow! I am still catching up on "while I was on vacation" stuff, and Matt told me yesterday that I HAD to check out your journal, and now I see why. Holy cow!

I wonder if I should even bother to have a party now, because we won't have one of those!

Date: 2006-06-01 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yittleone.livejournal.com
Wow that TOTALLY tops my high heel pinata filled with tampons and pink bic razors for our girly sleepover. I love the creativity and time consuming dedication! A+!
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