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Bond. James Bond.

From the 4 corners of the world come the men and women who play a deadly game of espionage.



Mr Bond is forced to task against task against the iron curtain and it's velvet women...

Tatiana Romanova, played by Renee, thinks Bond is, "even nicer than your photograph", to which 007 replies "You're the most beautiful girl I have ever seen." But she's been sent to stop Bond in his tracks, and not to see the train come into the station...



Pussy Galore played by Heather, is Goldfinger's personal pilot. She has a lot in store for Bond, if he can ever make it to her landing strip...



The dark and dangerous Octopussy, played by Molly, reveals more than just a tattoo...



Pippa, who plays Jill Masterson, is going to give Bond a run for his money. Let's just hope he can leave it on the dresser...



Goldlicker, the evil mastermind, plots revenge on James for never returning his calls...



JAWS IS GOING TO BITE JAMES BOND'S PENIS OFF



Luckily, Bond has astronaut and CIA agent Holly Goodhead, played by Amanda, on his side. In space, no one can hear you scream...



Honey Ryder, played by Heather, was everything her name implied, and clung to Bond like a wet bathing suit...



Jinx, played by Christal, is camera shy, but not shy when it comes to the bedroom...



The action begins when the girls notice Jaws...



Speeding toward them on his speedboat...



Honey is taken out of the picture, which is why Heather had to change her costume...



"Not me you asshole. I'm your boss. Lets go get James."



Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Goldlicker: "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."



It's got action!



And watches!



"Shit, I've gotta get out of here!"



Curse you, Bond! Curse you!



Eventually, everyone comes around to James' side.



James really can't believe her last name is "Goodhead."



Oddjob plays the piano to set the mood.



"It's true, it's true!"



"I'm Pussy Galore."

"Yes, you are."



Even the most dastardly of Russians falls for James' wiles.



No one, really, is safe.



Not even, Oddjob.

Date: 2006-07-07 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stephenl.livejournal.com
buy a videocamera.

Date: 2006-07-07 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
We've got one! Thanks for commenting!

Date: 2006-07-07 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stephenl.livejournal.com
the videotape the preview, instead of just photographing it with stills.

Date: 2006-07-07 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
Bond forgot to bring the camera.

Date: 2006-07-07 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
I managed to get this:

Date: 2006-07-07 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettykate.livejournal.com
These posts get better every time!

Date: 2006-07-07 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
Thanks Kate! We do our best!

Date: 2006-07-07 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rameses.livejournal.com
Hmm... that looks a lot like Heather's house in Clinton. Either that or it must be a remote cottage in Switzerlnad or something.

Date: 2006-07-07 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
It was somewhere in the Alps.

Date: 2006-07-07 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dougkeyes.livejournal.com
good job man! I think this calls for a little drink.

Date: 2006-07-07 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
Doug! You're at work!

Date: 2006-07-07 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dougkeyes.livejournal.com
yep! and online too! multitasking is a bitch!

Date: 2006-07-07 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
I guess it is past noon... And you are the boss...

Date: 2006-07-07 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dougkeyes.livejournal.com
don't remind me. I am glad the poster came out. sorry that it was late. Took some time to frame Pippa's ass with fireballs.

Date: 2006-07-07 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
The pposter was awesome. Thanks for making it for me.

Fireballs is my new word for my skeet.

Date: 2006-07-07 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fashionista17.livejournal.com
Your fireballs are bleeding.

love it!

Date: 2006-07-07 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tawdryjones.livejournal.com
Is the goldpainted lady your sister or is that you, too?

Re: love it!

Date: 2006-07-07 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
My sister? I hope not. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for... oh! You mean because she's skinny. I get it.

Date: 2006-07-07 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vix.livejournal.com
Now this is a Bond film I can get behind. NO fucking Daniel Craig anywhere!

How's Bond's British accent in this one?

Date: 2006-07-07 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
Beautiful. He kept losing it from all the laughing, though.

Date: 2006-07-07 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] resident-raptor.livejournal.com
No matter how many times I read that Jaws bit, it's a little like Christmas everytime.

Date: 2006-07-07 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quba.livejournal.com
Hey Thanks! I thought that Christmas only comes once a year?

Date: 2006-07-07 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] resident-raptor.livejournal.com
Or not at all if she has prior engagements at an ice cream store.

Date: 2006-07-07 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manningkrull.livejournal.com
I HATE not going to these parties.

Date: 2006-07-08 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronikamg.livejournal.com
A James Bond party? Coolio!




Nice Icon. You are so ...handsome.
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